This sums up my relationship with most people I know.
I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
(Source: , via notyourstereotypicallibrarian)
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
I think you’ll find that my mum is probably the coolest mum ever for making me this cake for my 20th
OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
IT WAS, WASN’T IT?
LET ME GO, DAN.
In January 2015, Tom Stoppard’s newest play will premiere at the National Theatre in London. The subject matter, cast, and title of the production, however, have yet to be revealed.
Image: Stoppard, whose archive resides at the Harry Ransom Center, on The University of Texas at Austin campus in 1996.
*seriously considers going to London just for this*